Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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