You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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