I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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