Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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