The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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