Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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