i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
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