At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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