you have to choose: penises or morals?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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