How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
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She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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