We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
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he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
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Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
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