Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
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scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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