Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Randomize