Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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