So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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