i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
When are your genitals available?
Randomize
