We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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