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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Dude, I just rear-ended a cab

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  Are you drunk?

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  A little...yes

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  Run!

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  Terrible brother advice.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink

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• (817): View more from Texas

  We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!

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• (650): View more from California

  Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.

  (865): View more from Tennessee

  Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?

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• (716): View more from New York

  He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.

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  Find him and marry him.

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