Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?