There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
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you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
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Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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