what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
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he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
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My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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