Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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