she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
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Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
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Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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