I want to stick my p in your. b.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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