i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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