It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
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there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
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I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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