Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
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i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
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It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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