Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Farmville is her only friend.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
