My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
