And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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