so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I AM VODKA MAN
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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