I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
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As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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