He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
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It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
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It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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