She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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