North Korea, Best Korea!
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
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She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
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I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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