areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
i think i have two assholes
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
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don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
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We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
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