that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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