just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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