singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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