she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
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