I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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