i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
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Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
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I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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