kristin has been a bad kristin
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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