It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
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she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
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Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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