Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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