I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
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I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
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What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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