Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
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the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
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I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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