So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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