Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
How's work?
Spinning.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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