I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
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She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
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C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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