Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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