There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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