This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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