If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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