Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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