Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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