It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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