Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Randomize
