sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
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Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
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I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
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