i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
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My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
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Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
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