I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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