Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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