only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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