gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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